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Black Pumpkin "Yummy Halloween Fun!"

Damascus Mincemeyer · November 20, 2020

In Jungian terms, the collective unconscious involves those concepts we humans instinctual identify regardless of cultural boundaries, and abstract symbols come to be imbued with deeper meaning: a flag becomes not merely colorful fabric, but an emblem of national identity, just as a cross represents spiritual salvat

Giant Starfish Bring Humanity a Warning From Space, Now on Blu-ray

RJ Carter · November 17, 2020

Four years before DC Comics founded the Justice League team to take on the interstellar horror of Starro the Conqueror, screenwriter Hideo Oguni teamed up with artist Taro Okamoto to bring us the strangest, not-quite-kaiju of them all: the Pairans.

Cup of Cheer Pantses Hallmark Under the Mistletoe

RJ Carter · November 14, 2020

Tis the season to lose control of your television to the more sentimental members of the family. So if you're going to watch anything from now through the end of the year, it's going to be a Christmas movie, and it's probably going to be either Lifetime or Hallmark (not that you'll be able to tell the difference).

Not Bogus, But Not Righteous: Bill and Ted Face the Music

RJ Carter · November 10, 2020

Thirty-one years ago, two righteous California teens with guitars and a dream had an excellent adventure in a time-traveling phone booth. It was so much fun, they had to do it again, but it ended up being a totally heinous bogus journey.

Sasquatch Among Wildmen Takes Bigfoot Research Abroad

RJ Carter · November 7, 2020

I've been fascinated with the paranormal almost since I knew how to read. Early influences on me were the television movie of the week that told the Betty and Barney Hill abduction story, and films like THE LEGEND OF BOGGY CREEK (not to mention the few appearances of Bigfoot on THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN).

Tokyo Home Stay Massacre Brutal, But Dull

Damascus Mincemeyer · November 3, 2020

“…When he captured Friola he ordered a massacre accompanied by torture. Everybody was to be blinded, have their noses removed and have arms and legs chopped off. After this, they were left to die in the open. He walled up a whole family of his enemies in their castle and left them to starve to death…”

Housesitter...The Night They Saved Siegfried's Brain!

Damascus Mincemeyer · November 2, 2020

The road to Hell, so the saying goes, is paved with good intentions. Nowhere is this more apparent than the world of cinema, which is littered with the corpses of well-meaning mega-buck misfires, inane studio fare and independent duds alike.

They Reach Brims with Retro Charm

Damascus Mincemeyer · October 23, 2020

Ahhhh, sweet nostalgia. To yearn for those simple, bygone days of Camaros with cassette decks, high school science projects and hopeless crushes, of listening to Heart LP’s and praying a freshly-resurrected demonic entity doesn’t possess your best friend. Who could forget such blood-splattered innocence?

Call Me Brother a Comic Look at the Awkward Side of Incest

RJ Carter · October 22, 2020

Tony and Lisa are two awkward teenagers, stumbling through life cluelessly, interacting with peers mired down in their own quirks of hypersexuality and impulsivity. Among all of them, Tony and Lisa are perfect for each other. They're shy, inexperienced, and ready to take that next step with each other.

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